I went to your party and I drank a few cold beers---
You brought out your Halupkies and we all gave three cheers---
We ate and drank the whole night through, We danced a Polka beat---
Your Halupkies gave me gas so bad, It blew me off my seat!
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OH!!!
My oh my-- your Halupkies are fine...
My oh my-- much nicer than mine...
I turned down an offer for seafood and wine...
So show me your Halupkies and we'll have a good time!
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My wife tried to make them, She really gave her best---
It smelled like burning tires and the kitchen was a mess---
There was cabbage on the ceiling fan and ground meat on the floor---
The Halupkie pot exploded and I ran right out the door!
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(I) Went over to the hosey where they had a big shin-dig---
The Bleenie line was 3 blocks long, for halushkie not to big---
I dreamt of your Halupkies and I knew just what to do---
I took a ride to Halupkie town
CHENDO 462! (da #$*&!)
CHENDO 462!! (da &*^%!)
CHENDO 462!!! (da %$^&!!)
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